No blog today
Sorry, no blogging today. File server meltdown at work.
Click here for the very entertaining site Fark.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Music Treat
Tasty music treat today. Blue Merle, live at bonarroo doing Every Ship Must Sail Away. These guys are really good.
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If you like what you hear go buy a CD
Heaven on Earth
I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. Join us for a tour of the Beer Spa: After receiving my BEER wrap and then my BEER massage I think I’ll go for a dip in the BEER pool and have a BEER at the swim up bar.
Will somebody PLEASE take me there?
I want to hear from you veggie types
So, if you’re a vegeterian would you be able to eat meat that’s grown in a vat? I mean, it’s not murder right?
Proud American
Two families moved from Saudi Arabia to the USA.
When they arrived the two fathers made a bet – in a year’s time whichever family had become more American would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, “My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?”
The second man replied, “Fuck You, towel head.”
Testing, 1, 2, 3…from the Whitehouse!
It’s been a weird day. I just heard through the grapevine that they’re gonna test DC rivers for traces of cocaine’s urinary byproducts. They think it’ll let them know how many people are using cocaine in the region.
This crazy initiative brought to you by “White House officials…”
Draggin’ ass…
WTF?!?!
Sorry man, I worship pasta…
Remember that whole Spaghetti Monster thing they came up with to show how ridiculous teaching creationism would be? It now has a name and a bible!
Pastafarianism!
And what do you say when your done praying?
Ramen
Mohammed, Jesus and Moses walk up a mountain…
“All three felt, heard or saw a presence, experienced lights and felt afraid, say the brain scientists from Lausanne, Geneva and Jerusalem.”
Apparently humanity has been fooled for thousands of years because of Altitude Sickness…you can’t make this stuff up people:
Discovery News- Unpredictable Weather Endangers Food Security
- Rock Your Inner Glockenspiel Player
- Low Vitamin D Linked to Schizophrenia
- Hurricanes Like Earl Throw Birds Off Course
- Hubble Spots Ghostly Space Spiral
- Swallowing Diamonds Could Find What's Ailing You
- Spacecraft to Fly Into the Sun
- Are Aliens Eavesdropping On Us? Not Likely
- Stephen Hawking is Such a Troublemaker
- Refitted Radio Telescope Observes Distant Supernova