Rush Limbaugh – Sex Tourist?
Why would that not surprise me. Crazy fuck!
Henry Rollins on Ann Coulter
Courtesy of my friend Ned. This shit is HILARIOUS!
“Where to now my sweet Fascist?”
If College Themed Porn Were Real
This dude is funny:
Porn:
Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?
Professor: Some students do extra credit work.
Cindi: (has sex with him)
Reality:
Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade?
Professor: Some students do extra credit work.
Cindi: Like what?
Professor: A seven- to ten-page report about the economic principles behind trade rules in a Micronesian country of your choosing.
Cindi: Oh. That makes sense and it is an appropriate extra credit assignment for the course.
Zarqawi’s Last Words:
Zarqawi: I’m not dead.
Marine #1: What?
Marine #2: Nothing. There’s your 25 milion dollars.
Zarqawi: I’m not dead.
Marine #1: ‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
Marine #2: Yes he is.
Zarqawi: I’m not.
Marine #1: He isn’t.
Marine #2: Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.
Zarqawi: I’m getting better.
Marine #2: No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Marine #1: Well, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
Zarqawi: I don’t want to go on the cart.
Marine #2: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Marine #1: I can’t take him.
Zarqawi: I feel fine.
Marine #2: Oh, do me a favor.
Marine #1: I can’t.
Marine #2: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
Marine #1: I promised I’d be at the Attahs. They’ve lost nine today.
Marine #2: Well, when’s your next round?
Marine #1: Thursday.
Zarqawi: I think I’ll go for a walk.
Marine #2: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Isn’t there anything you could do?
Zarqawi: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Marine #1 glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Zarqawi with his a whack of his rifle]
Lifted from this fark.com thread, posted by cshldoc
Now Those Are Cool Parents…
I’m all for drug law reform but these people are a little ridiculous:
John Stewart rips Bill Bennet a new one over gay marraige bans
This is just awesome. Jon Stewart for President!
Discovery News- Rock Your Inner Glockenspiel Player
- Low Vitamin D Linked to Schizophrenia
- Hurricanes Like Earl Throw Birds Off Course
- Hubble Spots Ghostly Space Spiral
- Swallowing Diamonds Could Find What's Ailing You
- Spacecraft to Fly Into the Sun
- Are Aliens Eavesdropping On Us? Not Likely
- Stephen Hawking is Such a Troublemaker
- Refitted Radio Telescope Observes Distant Supernova
- The Haiti and New Zealand Quakes: A Fair Comparison?